Props: 5 chairs set up like a "space car" - 2 front, 3 in back row

Participants: Father, Mother, 3 kids, 1 sign carrier

Arrangements: Father is driving with mother beside him in front seat, three kids are in the back seat.

SIGN CARRIER: Walks out and holds up sign.  Family Lost in Space, Scene I

M0THER: (Looking at star map) We’re lost. We've been traveling for light years. I can't even find any of these constellations on the map.

FATHER: We're not lost. I know where we are.

FIRST KID: Are we there yet?

SECOND KID:  I'm hungry

THIRD KID:  I have to go Lo the bathroom.

SIGN CARRIER: Walks out and holds up sign.  Family Lost in Space,  Scene 2

M0THER:  I know we're lost. That meteor is not on the map. Pull over at the next space station and ask directions.

FATHER:  We are not lost and I don't need any directions. I know exactly where we are...I think.

FIRST KID:  Are we there yet?

SECOND KID: (Holding stomach) I'm really hungry.

THIRD KID:  (Legs crossed) I really have to go.

SIGN CARRIER: Walks out and holds up sign. Family Lost in Space, Scene 3

M0THER: We just went by Earth. We’re not supposed to be in this part of space. They'll think we’re a UFO.
Admit it we’re lost. Pullover and ask directions on how to get back to the far side of the galaxy.

FATHER:  I told you. I'm not lost!

FIRST KID:  Are we there yet?

SECOND KID: (Holding stomach) I'm really, really hungry

THIRD KID:  I don’t have to go to the bathroom anymore.

SIGN CARRIER: Walks out and holds up sign. Family Lost in Space, Scene 4
(Mother and kids are asleep in their seats).

FATHER: (Acts as if he is stopping the car) We’re here! I told you I knew where I was going all along, and it only took me a half a millennium. Home Sweet Home. I just love these Sunday trips through the Galaxy!
(Mother and kids give a big sigh)