Stress Test

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Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
You say the same sentence over and over, not realizing that you have said it before.
The sun is too loud.
Trees begin chasing you.
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
You can hear mimes.
You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
Things become "Very Clear".
You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
You begin speaking in a language only you and Channelers can understand.
You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
You and Reality file for a divorce.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
You can travel without moving.
Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for
the rest of the night.
Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.....
Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

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